"Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th candy bar a man on the bench across from him said,
‘Son you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth and make you fat.’
Little Tony replied, ‘My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.’
The man asked ‘Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?’
Little Tony answered, ‘No he minded his own fucking business.’
— ― Robert Anton Wilson, Email to the Universe and Other Alterations of Consciousness (via sisterrez)